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THOUGHTFUL GIFTS. QUESTIONABLE HUMOR.

A hug in a box. With a smart mouth.

We’re a Utah family business creating recovery gifts for life’s less glamorous moments. Every kit pairs thoughtful comforts and useful surprises with a medically unnecessary dose of sarcasm—because feeling loved helps, and a well-timed laugh makes the whole mess a little less miserable.

Full kits $79.99 · Mini kits $39.99. Free shipping to the contiguous 48 U.S. states.

For when you care deeply. And tease lovingly.

Find a gift that says “I’m here for you” in the language you both speak: snacks and sarcasm.

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Perimenopause

$79.99

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Vasectomy

$79.99

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Total Knee Replacement

$79.99

Broken Bones

$79.99

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Breast Enhancement

$79.99

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LASIK

$79.99

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Student Stress

$79.99

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Cataract

$79.99

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Total Hip Replacement

$79.99

Some friendships run on coffee and inappropriate comments.

Resting Witch Face Halloween Mug
Electric Chemistry Frankenstein Halloween Mug
Coffin Break Vampire Halloween Mug

Resting Witch Face

Electric Chemistry Frankenstein

Coffin Break Vampire

A small gesture. With inside-joke energy.

Mini Snip Kit

$39.99

Mini Uplift Kit

$39.99

Mini Campus Kit

$39.99

Mini Peri-Pause Kit

$39.99

Mini Snap, Crackle, Pop Kit

$39.99

Mini Total Joint Kit

$39.99

Mini Walking Med Kit

$39.99

Sweet Words From Our Customers

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“I received the Halloween mug set and they are perfect!! Totally cheered me up right when I needed it 🎃 Surgical Sweet = 10/10”


— Meg Allman, Halloween Mug Misfits Three-Pack


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“This kit certainly gets what perimenopause is all about! The portable fan has already been put to good use for all those "why am I suddenly on fire?" moments. The sleep mask and pillowcase are prefect for winding down at night. The mug was spot on and made me laugh at a stage of life that can sometimes feel anything but funny. If you know any 40+ women, this is the care package and pick-me-up they didn't know they needed!”


— Kayla J., Peri-Pause Kit


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“This Snip Kit was a pretty awesome surprise after my vasectomy. It had everything I need to make recovery a lot more comfortable and humorous. The funny little touches made me laugh when I needed it most. The "Can't Touch This" shorts were certainly fitting. Haha. It was nice to receive a care package that a guy would want during recovery. Everything was useful, fun and really well packaged. I definitely recommend this to anyone looking for a vasectomy gift and wants to make someone smile. It helped make an uncomfortable experience a little easier and a lot more entertaining!”


— Robert A., Snip Kit


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“I sent the Campus Critical Care Kit to my son after he left for his freshman year of college, and it was a huge hit! As a parent, it’s hard sending your kid off and hoping they’re surviving — so this was absolutely perfect.


He thought everything in the kit was hilarious and loved going through all the different items. It was funny, creative, and definitely not your typical college care package. It gave all of us a good laugh and was such a fun way to let him know we were thinking about him without sending another boring box of snacks.


Such a great idea for any college student away from home. We loved it, he loved it, and I would definitely recommend it!”


— Ryan S., Campus Critical Care Kit


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“I am getting ready for cataract surgery and am trying to get up the nerve to go through with it. A friend, who was aware of my hesitation, just sent me a Crystal Clear Cataract Kit this week. I still am nervous about my upcoming surgery, but so appreciated the laughs and giggles. What a cute idea and thoughtful gift. Thanks, Surgical Sweet!”


— Susan B., Crystal Clear Cataract Kit


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